Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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