your room smells of hookers.
And success
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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