Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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