ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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