whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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