glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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