It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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