i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am one with the molecules
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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