Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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