you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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