She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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