How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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