and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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