I wannas sexs uuuuu
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
