I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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