tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it's great music for shaving your balls
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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