just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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