how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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