I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if only i could text you this smell
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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