He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize