I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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