there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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