She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We had to coat check the pizza.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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