Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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