I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
