so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the condom got lost in my hair
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
zippers are such a cool invention
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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