I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And then my night got REAL pukey
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