girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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