White coat. Heels.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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