My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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