is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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