I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
