...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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