I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
