You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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