Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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