Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i have two assholes
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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