And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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