You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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