he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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