How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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