Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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