i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize