i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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