If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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