OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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