Sponge bath it is.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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