this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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