I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just invented taco cereal.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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