Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
time to smoke my breakfast
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
