Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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