Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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