At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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