I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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