Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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